i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
