Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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