Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I have tasted many bathrooms
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
