You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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