Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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