ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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