if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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