This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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