For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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