Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just had sex bonerless
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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