Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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