Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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