problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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