Kiss
Puke
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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