I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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