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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms

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  Oh God

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  I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.

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• (707): View more from California

  the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction

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• (914): View more from New York

  We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer

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• (415): View more from California

  While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again

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