just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.