Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.