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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"

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• (714): View more from California

  Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the camel was justified in biting me.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16

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