Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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