I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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