LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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