i need an iv and a liver transplant
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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