***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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