gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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