First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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