I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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