Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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