Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
