Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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