i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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