O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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