But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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