just tell him i said nine months
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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