Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever