Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.