don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?