im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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