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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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