When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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