is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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