can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i out mim tonsoeep
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
