East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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