god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.