i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.