it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.