Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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