she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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