If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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