i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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