come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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