I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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