Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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