I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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