those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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