I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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