My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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