Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
