Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Everclear isn't food dammit
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