He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
