You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
