My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i just had sex bonerless
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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